This one is in honor of our camping friends.
Therapist: Did you get outdoors and relax like I suggested?
Patient: No, Doc, I was way too busy. I had some pretty wild dreams, though. I had been planning on going camping and when I'd go to bed, I'd get these two recurring dreams. I'd start at a campground by a beautiful lake, but I wasn't a person, I was a tent. A tent, Doc! That's not normal, right? So then right after that dream, I'd have another dream. There I am again, but this time I'm not a tent, I'm a tepee. Night after night, the same two dreams...tent, tepee, tent, tepee...what do you think it means, Doc?
Therapist: It should be obvious to you, you're two tents.